Life’s a joke and the joke is on you

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"Why did I tell you that."

- six word story (via c-yclone)

22/7 16:30 phil-couls0n — 144,462 notes
#my life  
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stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

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Jonathan Toews is surprised, then pleased, to encounter his bicep
Jonathan Toews is surprised, then pleased, to encounter his bicep
21/7 23:41 crosby-juice — 1,196 notes
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khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

21/7 18:12 toewscrosby — 122,876 notes
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stunningpicturettoews

I like the way you think, Coke.

I like the way you think, Coke.

21/7 17:56 ttoews — 122,364 notes
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nepsury:

oh

nepsury:

oh

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meanplastic:

modern-day mother teresa

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