Life’s a joke and the joke is on you

screenspenderhi

jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

17/9 18:30 hi — 407,042 notes
#alcohol  
makesomethingawfuleverydayr0xmys0x
17/9 17:23 r0xmys0x — 10,576 notes
rubyetcfirakiy
rubyetc:

damn you potato

rubyetc:

damn you potato

17/9 14:10 firakiy — 28,537 notes
latenightsethbobbymoynihans

latenightseth:

Statistically speaking, we all should be in bed right now.

benfrostisdeadthelizzyend
16/9 18:52 thelizzyend — 132,239 notes
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princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

memewhorefuckyeahloldemort
cophinescockerspanielsvive-la-fandom

cophinescockerspaniels:

do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”

#same  
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fuckyesbeyoncejesse-and-his-candy-shop
#Beyonce